You Know What I Learned

Anyone Who's Seen My Specials Knows I Don't Put Out The Same Stuff Twice.

I Did Popeye And Ronald Reagan And Everybody Was Saying Things Like "yeah He's A Cute Little Kid" But I Started, Little By Little, Telling Stories About People I'd Met And Expanded My Voices.

Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead Of How Good The Years Were?

I Was A Big Fan Of Rodney Dangerfield. He Had This Hbo Young Comedians Special And He'd Always Bring Up New Talent, And I Loved That!

By The End Of The Semester [in The High School] I Was The Only One Up In Front Of The Class Everyday. Actually I Could Have Passed The Class Four Times Over Because Every Time You Got In Front Of The Class You Got Extra Credit.that Was The Only Class I Got An A In And It Was The Funniest Report Card Because It Read Speech - A But Everything Else Was Just D, D, D, D.