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If I Like Somebody Else's Tribe I'm Going To Promote The Hell Out Of It. The Whole Thing Is A Democracy, And If Somebody's More Popular Then Good Luck To Them.

Driving Most Supercars Is Like Trying To Manhandle A Cow Up A Back Staircase, But This Is Like Smearing Honey Onto Keira Knightley.

If The Scottish Want To Break Away, I Shall Stand On Hadrian's Wall With A Teary Handkerchief, And Say: 'good Riddance To The Lot Of You, And Take Your Stupid Bagpipes With You.'

It's Just Thinking Of Funny Things That Will Amuse Us And Entertain Us And We'll Come And Do It.

.. International Hand Of Freindship. A Cigarette