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I Started To Realise That Being Impolite Saves An Awful Lot Of Time And Costs You Nothing.

I'm Not Capable Of Having An Affair. You Can Ask My Wife. I'm Not Physically Capable.

Do Not Cruise Through Red Lights. Because If I'm Coming The Other Way, I Will Run You Down, For Fun.

If The Scottish Want To Break Away, I Shall Stand On Hadrian's Wall With A Teary Handkerchief, And Say: 'good Riddance To The Lot Of You, And Take Your Stupid Bagpipes With You.'

Usually, A Range Rover Would Be Beaten Away From The Lights By A Diesel Powered Wheelbarrow.