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Computers, Like Automobiles And Airplanes, Do Only What People Tell Them To Do.

Let's Try To Find Ten Good Things To Say About Albert Belle: 10. So Far As We Know, He's Never Killed Anyone. 9. He Is Handsome, And Built Like A God. 8. He Played Every Game. 7. He Has Never Appeared On The Jerry Springer Show. 6. He Was An Underrated Base Runner Who Was Rarely Caught Stealing. 5. He Hasn't Been Arrested In Several Years. 4. He Is Very Bright. 3. He Works Hard. 2. He Has Never Spoken Favorably About Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Or Any Other Foreign Madman. 1. The Man Could Hit.

There Comes A Moment During A Job Interview When You're Still Talking, But You Might As Well Take Off Your Shoes.

How Easy It Is For A Fantasy To Grab Hold Of Your Foot Like A Rope, And Dangle Your Life Upside Down While Brigands Go Through Your Pockets. Deal With The Life You've Got. Solve The Problems You Have, Rather Than Fantasizing About A Life Without Them.

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