You Know, I've Always Said,

I Love Viagra. I Don't Need It, But I Tried It. It's A Great Legal Drug.

I Think It's Fun To Play For People Who Don't Know What You Do.

I Still Like Going On The Road And Performing, But It's Getting Tougher. I Try To Have My Wife And The Twins With Me But It's Getting Harder And Harder For Them. They Need To Be In A Home Environment And Not Traveling With Me.

People Will Clap To Be Nice. They Will Not Laugh To Be Nice.

So Sweep Away The Sand An' Dry The Ocean, An' Just Pack The Moon An' Stars Up In A Cardboard Box. And Stop The Clouds From Chimin', Block The Sun From Shinin',an' Paint The Sky A Deeper Shade Of Blue, 'cause My World's Over Without You.