I Love Viagra. I Don't

People Will Clap To Be Nice. They Will Not Laugh To Be Nice.

I Was Raised In The Church.

It's Not All Wet Towels And Naked Women. I Was So Disappointed To Learn That.

I Have Awards Right Now That I Do Not Remember Walking On Stage To Get.

My Mom Loved To Sing - And I'll Go On Record And Say She Was The Worst Singer Ever. I'd Get Up And Move Away From Her!