You Know How Screwed Up

Howard's Unbelievably Nutty, Politically Incorrect Style Is Probably The Single Biggest Influence On Me.

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

Eddie Murphy Said Once In An Interview That Nothing Is Offensive If It's Funny. I Sort Of Agree With That, But If Something's Funny And You're The Subject Of It, Sometimes It's More Offensive. If Someone's Insulting You, You Want Them To Sound Like An Idiot.

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.