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I Am The American Dream. I Am The Epitome Of What The American Dream Basically Said. It Said You Could Come From Anywhere And Be Anything You Want In This Country. That's Exactly What I've Done.

I Don't Have Pet Peeves Like Some People. I Have Whole Kennels Of Irritation.

The Only Argument You Can Make Against Having Confederate Flag As Spectacularly Shown As It Is Around The South Is The Nazis. I Mean, It Would Be Like Having The Swastika Flag...

We're Born With Success. It Is Only Others Who Point Out Our Failures, And What They Attribute To Us As Failure.

When I Was Doing Ensemble Theater And Comedy Work, I Felt I Had Some Talents. But When I Started Doing My Shows In Berkeley And Found That I Could Be Funny On My Own, I Was Shocked.