You Have To Have Lived

Unfortunately, The Show's Success Comes At The Expense Of Its Biggest Asset -- The Comedians Themselves.

The Reason People Use A Crucifix Against Vampires Is Because Vampires Are Allergic To Bullshit.

That's Insanity. We Must Be Good All The Time.

I'm For Human Lib, The Liberation Of All People, Not Just Black People Or Female People Or Gay People.

Marriage Is Really Tough Because You Have To Deal With Feelings... And Lawyers.