Freebase? What's Free About It?

The Reason People Use A Crucifix Against Vampires Is Because Vampires Are Allergic To Bullshit.

There Are Only Two Pieces Of Pussy You're Gonna Get In Your Entire Life, That's Your First And Your Last.

Crosses Only Scare Vampires Away Because They're Allergic To Bullshit.

Have You Ever Noticed How Quiet You Get When You Go In The Woods? It's Almost Like You Know That God's There.

I Ain't No Movie Star, Man. I'm A Booty Star.