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Mommy Smoked But She Didn't Want Us To. She Saw Smoke Coming Out Of The Barn One Time, So We Got Whipped.

I Try To Visit People In Hospitals When I Can, Smiling And Joking While I'm There. But When I Leave, I Just Start Crying.

I Had More Verses . Owen Bradley Said, 'loretta, There's Already Been One El Paso And We'll Never Have Another One. Get In That Room And Start Taking Some Of Those Verses Off.' Yeah, I Took Six Verses Off.

I Won All The Blue Ribbons For Canning At The State Fair.

If Anyone Asks How Old I Am, Tell Them It's None Of Their Business!