You Have The Morals Of

I Had To Lie So Much About Sex, First When I Was 15, Because I Wasn't Supposed To Be Having It. And Then When I Got Older, I Lied To Everybody I Was Having Sex With, So I Could Have Sex With Other People.

You Have The Morals Of Rabbit, The Character Of A Slug, And The Brain Of A Platypus.

I'm Afraid To Start Plastic Surgery. And My Breasts Are So Versatile Now, I Can Wear Them Down, Up, And Side To Side.

When Someone Is Beautiful, That Gives People An Excuse To Go Out Of Their Way To Be Mean, As If Someone Who's Beautiful Isn't Really Deep, Doesn't Really Hurt And Isn't Really A Human Being.

I've Got To Take Chances And Get Out There. What Are You Going To Do, Sit Home And Knit? I Don't Knit.