You Have Kim Jong Il,

Over The Weekend Mitt Romney Went Body Surfing. He Has Not Body Surfed Since The '90s When He Starred On 'baywatch.'

New York City Subways Are Now Getting High Speed Internet. How About Some High Speed Subway Trains?

Rick Perry, Started Out Like A Ball Of Fire From Texas And Then He Started To Drop And Now He's Retooling. He's Adding Advisers To His Campaign Team. This Guy Had Advisers? Really?

In Just A Few Minutes, My Son Will Have Completed His First Trip Around The Sun.

They're Talking About Putting A Woman On The $20 Bill. And Hillary Said, 'i'm Available.'