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If A Woman Likes Another Woman, She's Cordial. If She Doesn't Like Her, She's Very Cordial.

You Had To Hate The Colonel A Whole Lot To Keep From Loving Him.

To Be Born In Kentucky Is A Heritage; To Brag About It Is A Habit; To Appreciate It Is A Virtue.

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.

I've Just Learned About His Illness. Let's Hope It's Nothing Trivial.