You Ever Read A Book

I Don't Understand The Fashion Industry And The Appeal Of It. I Understand That There Are Some People Who Think It's Important To Them, And They're Designers, They're Artists, But There Seems To Be A Disproportionate Amount Of Our Culture That's Caught Up In That And The Red Carpet Stuff. It Seems Like There's A Disproportionate Amount Of Attention Placed On That.

I Just Want To Be Known As Funny.

I Don't Know What's More Exhausting About Parenting: The Getting Up Early, Or Acting Like You Know What You're Doing.

Ironically, To My Children, Bedtime Is A Punishment That Violates Their Basic Rights As Human Beings.

I Try To Only Eat Animals That Are Vegan. I'm Probably The Opposite Of A Vegan.