You Don't Want To Be

One Of The Great Things About Being Gay And Out Is That The Papers Couldn't Care Less About Your Love Life.

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'

I Loved Lucille Ball Growing Up.

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.

The Only Time I Took Ecstacy Was Years And Years Ago. It Was Absolutely Amazing.