You Don't Sweat Much For

What If Hamsters Fought In The American Revolution?

I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

The People Who Influenced Me Most Were The People Who Said I Would Never Make It. They Gave Me A Thirst For Revenge.

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.