You Don't Become A Rock

I Always Put Clothes And Family Photos Under The Mattress, In Case The House Burns Down.

I Love A Selfie In The Mirror.

Reggie [bush] Is The Slowest Person Anyone Will Ever Encounter. I Don't Understand How He's So Fast On The Field. He's Like A Slug!

I Need To Wear Either Something Really Short Or A Maxi Dress; Anything In Between Just Looks Weird.

Maybe My Fairy Tale Has A Different Ending Than I Dreamed It Would. But That's Ok.