You Don’t Marry For Love.

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.

If Two People Want To Get Married, Get Married! The Victorians Had A Great Saying: As Long As It Doesn't Scare The Horses, Do What You Want. And I Absolutely Believe That.

There Is Nothing Funny About Aging: It Is Rotten And Depressing. Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise Just Hasn't Been Paying Attention.

My Love Life Is Like A Piece Of Swiss Cheese; Most Of It's Missing, And What's There Stinks.