One Of The Most Rebellious

Can We Talk?

The Last Time I Appeared In Las Vegas, They Were Wearing Hoop Skirts And Davy Crockett Hats, ... But They Say 'what Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas.' And As Far As Fashion Is Concerned, That's A Good Thing.

Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'

My Mother Was A Very Elegant Woman. When A Flying Saucer Landed On The Lawn, She Turned It Over To See If It Was Wedgwood.