You Don't Have To Be

My Advice To Sarah Palin Is, You've Got A Hot Bod; Don't Keep It To Yourself. Why Wear A Pantsuit When You Can Wear A Swimsuit?

A True Heiress Is Never Mean To Anyone - Except A Girl Who Steals Your Boyfriend.

I'm Blonde And Tanned And Normal-sized! I'm Sweet, Shy, Funny, Have A Big Heart And I'm Nice - And I Like To Eat.

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.

A Lot Of My Dreams Have To Do With Animals I Think Because I'm Such A Huge Animal Lover. I Have So Many Pets. I Always Have Crazy Dreams Where I'm Like Riding An Elephant Through The Jungle Or Hanging Out With A Bunch Of Monkeys.