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I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A Pussy.

A Lot Of People Will Say, "oh, I Got Into Acting Because I Wanted To Explore My Craft." They're A Bunch Of Liars, Unless They're Sean Penn, Deniro Or My Dad. For The Rest Of Us It Was All About Chicks And Money.

What They're Not Ready For Is Guys Like You And I And Nails And All The Other Gnarly Gnarlingtons In My Life, That We Are High Priests, Vatican Assassin Warlocks. Boom. Print That, People. See Where That Goes.

I Kind Of Like That Romantic Image Of Being In A Rocker With My Family Gathered Around, All These Generations In One Room, Listening Intently To My Stories.

It's Definitely Safer To Be Single, Especially With This Cottage Industry That's Devoted To Extorting Celebrities.