I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He

Touch My Children And I Will Eat Your Hands Off Your Freakin Arms.

You Should Have Read The Directions Before You Showed Up To The Party.

It's Definitely Safer To Be Single, Especially With This Cottage Industry That's Devoted To Extorting Celebrities.

I Think The Honesty Not Only Shines Through In My Work, But Also My Personal Life. And I Get In Trouble For Being Honest. I'm Extremely Old-fashioned. I'm A Nobleman. I'm Chivalrous.

The Nights I Don't Sleep It's Because There's A Higher Calling Telling Me To Stand Guard.