You Cannot Win A War

The South Has More Of A Disproportionate Amount Of Irony On T-shirts Than Any Other Region In The Country.

I'd Be Curious To Find Out, But I Don't Think People In The Entertainment Industry Are Proportionally More Or Less Serious Politically Than Anyone In The Landscaping Industry.

I Have No Hesitation Doing Children's Movies. Zero. And I Don't Even Have Kids.

The Best Thing About Me Is There Are No Skeletons.

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