You Cannot Win A War

I Stand By Everything I Said. I Absolutely Can Defend My Material, And I Take Issue With People Who Say, "it's Just Shock Value. It's Not Even Funny." I Disagree. There's Different Ways To Be Funny And To Be A Comedian.

It's A Lot Of Anti-gay, Racist Humor—which People Like In America—all Couched In 'i'm Telling It Like It Is.' He's In The Right Place At The Right Time For That Gee-shucks, Proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones Act. That's Where We Are As A Nation Now. We're In A State Of Vague American Values And Anti-intellectual Pride.

I Really Don't Have A Problem With Gay Marriage... Because I'm Tolerant And Rational.

There Is Nothing Interesting About Just Seeing Me Doing The Show Then Seeing The Fans And How Much People Love Me.

My Biggest Problem Is Retaining The Exact Information.