You Can't Please Everybody All

The Dollar That's Being Paid The Players Has Hurt The Game. The Players Take Advantage Of Coaches. The Players' Attitude Is, "i Make More Than You, So Don't Tell Me What To Do."

Players Are Spoiled By Charter Airplanes, The Finest Hotels, A Big Per Diem Every Day.

The Game's In The Refrigerator, The Door's Closed, The Light's Out, The Eggs Are Cooling, The Butter's Getting Hard And The Jell-o's Jiggling.

I Always Like To Pretend Two Things: One, I'm Sitting In The Seat Beside You Watching The Game Together. I'll Say, 'wasn't That A Great Shot? Boy, It Sure Was.' The Other Thing I Do Is Pretend I'm Talking To People Who Are Non-sighted. I Try To Create A Word Picture. I Get More Mail From Blind People Thanking Me.

You Can't Please Everybody All The Time, But You Can Please A Majority.