You Can't Claim You're For

We Do It All The Time, We Legislate Taste. We Do It With The Tax Code. Churches And Children Get A Tax Break, Because It's Assumed That We All Agree That We Want To Encourage Churches And Children. I Don't. I Don't. That's My Opinion. I Don't Want To Encourage Either Churches Or Children, And It's A Very Bad Idea To Put Them Together.

The Clinton White House Today Said They Would Start To Give National Security And Intelligence Briefings To George Bush. I Don't Know How Well This Is Working Out. Today After The First One Bush Said, 'i've Got One Question: What Color Is The Red Phone?'

We've Been On A Long Break And I've Just Been Kicking Back, Doing Nothing. Like Our Government.

If Jesus Was A Jew, Why Did He Have A Spanish Name?

The Republicans Proved They Are Not The Party Of 'no.' They're The Party Of 'f**k, No!'