You Can't Change What Happened.

Suffering Is A Good Teacher. It Keeps You In Its Grip Until You've Learned Your Lesson.

Shut Up Before I Drop Yo Ass Off At Koreatown. Now Hold On, America, Don't Start Writing No Letters. I'm Just Kidding. But Am I Lying?

They Say If You Don't Have Your Health You Ain't Got Nothing, But The Truth Is You Ain't Got Nothing If You Don't Have No One To Worry About Your Health.

I Want To Have Fun. Life Ain't No Dress Rehearsal. I Want To Have Fun. I'm A Comedian; I Ain't No Politician. So Everything I Do Is With Humor, With Love.

I Was In Love With A Lot Of People, Because I Was A Student Of The Game Of Comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Don Rickles, Red Foxx, Moms Mabley - Who Gets No Credit, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, George Kirby. I Loved Them All, And I Used To Just Take A Page Out Of All Of Them.