You Can Only Offend Me

I'm Old Enough To Remember When There Were No Black Quarterbacks - There Were No Blacks On Tv. I Hope My Son Or Daughter Doesn't Have To Be As Fixated On Race As I Am, Because He Or She Will Grow Up In Freer Times.

It's Hard For A Man To Turn Down Sex... If They Chase Us, We Can't Run That Fast.

Oprah Is Rich; Bill Gates Is Wealthy. If Bill Gates Woke Up Tomorrow With Oprah's Money, He'd Jump Out Of A Window And Slit His Throat On The Way Down Saying, 'i Can't Even Put Gas In My Plane!'

Only Married People Understand You Can Be Miserable And Happy At The Same Time.

You Can Only Offend Me If You Mean Something To Me.