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I Don't Have A Tuxedo That Fits Anymore Because My Chest And My Biceps Are Too Big.

They Sell Pot Named After Me In The Dispensaries. And I'm Not Even A Pot Guy. I Was So Honored.

You Have This Great Big Fantasy Life, And It Looks Like A Non-stop 24/7 Party. But What Do You Do When You Get To The End Of The Internet And There's Nothing Left To Buy? There's Just A Picture Of Wayne Newton Flipping You Off.

I Try To Be Known More For My Work Than For Anything Else.

Fear Is Never A Good Enough Reason To Do Nothing