You Can Count On Errol

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I Am Going To Get Married Again, Thereby Quite Possibly Making The Greatest Mistake Of My Life.

Stardom Is Like Making Love In A Hammock - A Happy Experience But One Of Uncertain Duration.

As Any Man, I, Of Course, Have Certain Preferences. Being A Scot By Birth, I'm Inclined To Favor Those With A Well-scrubbed Look And A Hint Of Color In Their Cheeks-put There By An Early Walk In The Chill Air Rather Than By Rouge. The Smell Of Soap On A Woman's Skin Or The Hint Of Shampoo In Her Hair Is Perfume Enough For Me . . . Humor Is Important. The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Is A Bore Without That.

I Enjoy Reality As Much As The Next Man. It's Just That In My Case, Fortunately, Reality Includes A Good Stiff Belt Every Now And Then.

I Make Two Movies A Year To Take Care Of The Butcher And The Baker And The School Fees. Then I Try To Write, But It's Not That Easy. Acting Is What's Easy.