I Enjoy Reality As Much

If You Could Do Something That Would Make People Happy, And It Would Cost You Neither Money Nor Time, Would You Do It? If That Same Thing Made You Happy, Would You Do It? What Is This Magical Thing That Will Brighten Your Day And The Days Of People Around You And Yet Cost You Nothing? A Smile.

Stardom Is Like Making Love In A Hammock - A Happy Experience But One Of Uncertain Duration.

I Enjoy Reality As Much As The Next Man. It's Just That In My Case, Fortunately, Reality Includes A Good Stiff Belt Every Now And Then.

Actors Don’t Retire. They Just Get Offered Fewer Roles.

Old Age Has Got To Start Creeping Up On Me One Day Soon, And Frankly I'm Very Scared. I Don't Want To Be Old. I've Always Felt So Young. And I Want To Stay That Way.