You Can Call Me Patch.

...i Need A Boyfriend. And To Get A Boyfriend, You Have To Look Good. Doesn’t Hurt To Smell Good Too.

I Wasn´t Expecting To Come Home To You, But Now That You´re Here, I Have No Intention Of Letting You Leave." Patch :d (p. 295)

Hate To Disappoint, But No Feathers. I Came To Earth Stripped Naked.

You Can Call Me Patch. No Really. Call Me.

He Was Abominable...and The Most Alluring, Tortured Soul I'd Ever Met.