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Washingtonian, N. A Potomac Tribesman Who Exchanged The Privilege Of Governing Himself For The Advantage Of Good Government. In Justice To Him It Should Be Said That He Did Not Want To.

Satiety, N. The Feeling That One Has For The Plate After He Has Eaten Its Contents, Madam.

Deinotherium, N. An Extinct Pachyderm That Flourished When The Pterodactyl Was In Fashion. The Latter Was A Native Of Ireland, Its Name Being Pronounced Terry Dactyl Or Peter O'dactyl, As The Man Pronouncing It May Chance To Have Heard It Spoken Or Seen It Printed.

Here's To Woman! Would That We Could Fold Into Her Arms Without Falling Into Her Hands.

Pie, N. An Advance Agent Of The Reaper Whose Name Is Indigestion.