I Think That I Think,

If Every Hypocrite In The United States Were To Break His Leg To-day The Country Could Be Successfully Invaded To-morrow By The Warlike Hypocrites Of Canada.

The Gambling Known As Business Looks With Austere Disfavor Upon The Business Known As Gambling.

God Alone Knows The Future, But Only An Historian Can Alter The Past.

Work: A Dangerous Disorder Affecting High Public Functionaries Who Want To Go Fishing.

Children Who Have Proven Themselves To Be Incorrigible By The Age Of Twelve Should Be Quickly And Quietly Beheaded, Lest They Grow To Maturity, Marry, And Perpetuate The Likeness Of Their Being.