Yes, I'm A Real Southern

I've Got A Sister Who Races Motorcycles And Another Sister Who's A Holy Roller Preacher.

Sometimes Even Lawyers Need Lawyers.

The Press Made Me Something I Really Wasn't And I Tried To Live Up To What They Made Me.

Yes, Sir. I'm A Real Southern Boy. I Got A Red Neck, White Socks, And Blue Ribbon Beer.

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.