Yes, I'm A Judeo-christian. Jesus

I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The Hillbilly Dalai Lama.

Most People, Of Course, Spend Their Lives Caring About The Wrong Things. The Worry About South Africa Or Nicaragua. They Spend So Much Time Finding Themselves That They Lose Their Taxicabs. They Don't See That What Kind Of Napkin You Get At A Delicatessen Is A Matter Of Much Significance In The World Today. That's Why They Don't Get Linen.

Simón Bolívar Is The Only Person In History To Be Exiled From A Country Named After Him.

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.