One Thing We Are Sure

If You're Lookin' For A Helpin' Hand, Try The One At The End Of Your Arm.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

I'm Also For Gay Marriage, Because I Say They Have Every Right To Be Just As Miserable As The Rest Of Us. Love Is Bigger Than Government. And Texas, By The Way, Has A Very Progressive Law About Gay Couples Adopting Kids. We Just Won't Let Them Get Married. So That's Not Common Sense.

People Are Drooling For The Truth. They Want Honesty From Politicians, And They're Not Getting It.

You Have To Work At It If You Want To Be A Good Smoker. Especially Today With All The Non-smoking World Constantly Harassing You.