One Thing We Are Sure

I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For Texas.

I Don't Apologize To People Who Try To Intimidate.

I'm Also For Gay Marriage, Because I Say They Have Every Right To Be Just As Miserable As The Rest Of Us. Love Is Bigger Than Government. And Texas, By The Way, Has A Very Progressive Law About Gay Couples Adopting Kids. We Just Won't Let Them Get Married. So That's Not Common Sense.

Well, I Hate To Be The One To Take The Flyswatter To Tinker Bell, But...

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.