Yes I Do Like Children

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.