Yes I Do Like Children

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

I'm Searching For Loopholes.

All Englishmen Talk As If They've Got A Bushel Of Plums Stuck In Their Throats, And Then After Swallowing Them Get Constipated From The Pips.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!