Yes, I Am A Pirate

Tell Me Where Are The Flashbacks They All Warned Us Would Come?

It's Those Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes Nothing Remains Quite The Same. With All Of Our Running And All Of Our Cunning, If We Couldn't Laugh, We Would All Go Insane.

If Someone Wants A Piece Of You, Never Let Them Pay. What You Do Not Give To Them Time Takes Anyway.

Yeah. I Wouldn't Do It If It Wasn't Fun... We're Showing People How, In A Pretty Crazy And Whacked-out, Dangerous World, You Can Still Have Fun.

Later Down The Road Of Life, I Made The Discovery That Salt Water Was Also Good For The Mental Abrasions One Inevitably Acquires On Land.