Y'know, If Those Pews Reclined,

At The Factory, I Deal With Ex-cons, Substance Abusers, And Sexual Harassers. And I'm Not Just Talking About My Mom.

It's A Great Day In America When White People, Black People And Latinos Can All Come Together And Pick On Another Minority.

I'm A Big Fan Of Reality Shows. I Thought The First One, Dukes Of Hazzard, Captured White People Perfectly.

You're Never Going To Be A Yankee For A Day, Or You're Never Going To Be A Laker, But With Pro-ams, They Allow You To Feel Like You're A Professional Golfer And Play Under Their Conditions.

I Do Everything One At A Time, One Day At A Time. It's The Only Way I Can Do All What I Want. I Stopped Watching [most Of] The News And Entertainment Shows. I Think It's Helped Me To Stay A Little Clearer. Do I Need To Know What Kevin Federline Is Doing? And I Don't Sleep A Lot. I'm Always Connected To [my Work].