Y'know, If Those Pews Reclined,

David Letterman Is The Best Late-night Talk Show Host Right Now, Hands Down, And Has Been Since He First Took The Desk.

No Particular Race Is The Enemy. Ignorance Is The Enemy.

I Have Dogs In My House And Much Like Teenagers At Some Point, They Leave The Parents. Even Though They're In The Same House, They Live Independently. I Think That's How I Live With The Chihuahuas.

When You Go To Cable, There Are No Stations And No Affiliates And They Allow You To Do Your Show

One Time, I Was So Hungry, I Ate The Beans In A Bean Bag Chair.