Would You Put A Pastrami

A Schmuck Is A General Term Of Disrespect. It's A Term Of Contempt And Derision. It Applies To A Lot Of People.

I Have Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life, Unless I Buy Something.

Money Is Not The Most Important Thing In The World. Love Is. Fortunately, I Love Money.

Ladies And Gentlemen, You Can't Please Everyone. Take My Girlfriend - I Think She's The Most Remarkable Woman In The World. . . . That's Me . . . But To My Wife . . .

I Can't Pretend That I'm A Great Student Of The Art Of Comedy Because Anybody That Becomes Philosophical About Humor Doesn't Know What He's Talking About.