Worrying Is Like Paying On

If America Ever Passes Out As A Great Nation, We Ought To Put On Our Tombstone: America Died From A Delusion She Had Moral Leadership.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

Wish All The Farmers Would Move To Town One Year, That's The Only Way I Know To Clear The Thing Up.

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. There Could Be Only A Quarter Or A Third As Many Congressmen Or Senators, And We Would Pick Better Ones Then. But It's The System That We Have Always Used, And There Is No Use Getting All Overcome With Perspiration Over It. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.

Strangers Are Just Friends I Haven't Met Yet.