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The Difference Between A Republican And A Democrat Is That The Democrat Is A Cannibal, They Live Off Each Other, While The Republicans Live Off The Democrats.

We Are All Here For A Spell, Get All The Good Laughs You Can.

In The Middle West Now You Got To Put A Brand On Your Soil, Then In The Spring Go On A Round-up Looking For It.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

Any Person That Don't Read At Least One Well-written Country Newspaper Is Not Truly Informed.