Women Were Quite Terrifying Until

My Father Always Used To Say, "what Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger," - 'til The Accident.

I Was In The South Of France. I Saw A Brownie On A School Trip. She Was Holding Up A Book. It Said On The Front 'rough Guide'. I Thought: 'yeah' She's Not A Looker.

Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes Them Ideal For Experimentation.

I Have No Problems With Buying Tampons. I Am A Fairly Modern Man. But Apparently They're Not A "proper" Present. "happy Birthday, Mum!"

I Was In Love With The Idea Of Being In Love With A Woman Way Before I Was Actually In Love With One.