Women On The Streets Want

How Old Are You? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks Security Guard] Is Seventeen Legal?

I Read Dad's Books Like I Did Before, Now Things Are Crystal Clear. Lock The Door In The Bathroom, Now I Just Can't Get Caught In Here.

The Sicker Our Fans Get, The Sicker We'll Get

When I Was A Kid And My Parents Started Talking About Politics, I'd Run To My Room And Put On The Rolling Stones As Loud As I Could. So When I See All These Rock Stars Up There Talking Politics, It Makes Me Sick... If You're Listening To A Rock Star In Order To Get Your Information On Who To Vote For, You're A Bigger Moron Than They Are. Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.

I Have Never Made Fun Of Religion. Religion Is Something I Don't Even Want To Mess With, Because I Am Really Afraid Of The Clouds Opening Up And My Being Struck By Lightning.