Women Are More Emotional, And

I Might Be Needy, Competitive And Desperate But It's Far Better Than Being Wet.

I Can Eat A Man, But I'm Not Sure Of The Fiber Content.

What Has Happened To The Good Old-fashioned Travel Agent? I Want To Go To A Really Posh Travel Agent And Have Them Organize Everything For Me. I Don't Want To Do Things On The Internet.

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.

I Was Trained As An Actress. But I Wasn't A Very Convincing Actress, So I Started Doing Punk Poetry And Then Fell Into Doing Stand-up.