Women Are Like Cars: We

Man Is The Only Animal To Borrow Tools.

I've Gotten So Far Past The Android And Iphones That I'm Back To A Flip-phone. It's Funny, You Can Buy Antique Flip-phones Online. A Lot Of Us Collect Them. Clearly, They're Considered Antiques.

Never Comment On A Woman's Rear End. Never Use The Words 'large' Or 'size' With 'rear End'. Never. Avoid The Area Altogether. Trust Me.

I Was Gone So Much In My First Marriage. I Love The Moments When I Engage With My Youngest Daughter Now. It's Not My Thing To Sit On The Ground And Play Tea Party, But I'll Do It Because It's A Moment That Will Stick With Me Forever.

Women Are Like Cars: We All Want A Ferrari, Sometimes Want A Pickup Truck, And End Up With A Station Wagon.