If It Ain't Broke, You

As The Chinese Will Tell You, History Depends On Your Point Of View.

Dad Needs To Show An Incredible Amount Of Respect And Humor And Friendship Toward His Mate So The Kids Understand Their Parents Are Sexy, They're Fun, They Do Things Together, They're Best Friends. Kids Learn By Example. If I Respect Mom, They're Going To Respect Mom.

I Think Women Like Ferraris. A Ferrari Is Everybody's Car.

Playing Golf Is Like Going To A Strip Joint. After 18 Holes You Are Tired And Most Of Your Balls Are Missing.

I May Go Back And Spice It Up With A Little Bit Of The Tool Stuff And Grunting And All That That I Know So Well. But It Feels Like I'm Rehashing Old Material. And Some Of My Audiences Like That. So I'm There To Entertain. I'm Not There To Make A Political Statement Or Anything Like That. I'm There To Entertain.