Without My Johnson Trademark Mop

I Don't Mind Being Called Snobbish, A Pain And A Social Climber, But Being Called Unkind Really Hurts.

Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had To Compete For Attention, You See.

Without My Johnson Trademark Mop Of Yellow Hair, I Think I Would Be Nothing.

If You Tell The Truth You Get Into Trouble, And That's Why Politicians Are Extremely Dull.

Don't Worry About Never Having Time To Write. Just Write What You Can In The Time You Do Have And Give Yourself A Big Clap On The Back, Followed By A Double Latte And A Blueberry Muffin.