Without Me, Scrubs Would Be

If God Wanted Women To Be Treated Equally To Men, He'd Have Given Them Penises.

Yeah, The Gay Pride Movement Is Precious And All, But I Think It's About Time We Asked Ourselves What Gay People Really Have To Offer To Society.

If It Were Up To Me, It'd Be Outlawed. I Mean, Come On. Zach Braff Was Born Streamlined, And That's How It Should Stay!

You Know I Was Just Taking A Dump One Day, And Then As I Sat There I Realized, I Really Do Deserve Better.

Sure, They Are The Future Of Our World. Nike And Reebok Need More Factory Workers Every Day.