Without Me, Scrubs Would Be

When You Win Your First Grammy, It's True, You Really Want To Thank All The Little People.

I Don't Get Why Arabs Are So Pissed Off At Us. I Mean They Have Enough Oil For All Of Them To Drive A Hummer At What, Maybe 1.50 A Gallon?

You Always See Black People Complaining About This And That, But You Never See Me Complaining About How Slow They Work On My Plantation.

The Problem With Doing Commercials Is That The Only Thing Good Enough For Me To Sell Is Myself, And I Stopped Doing That Once I Kicked My Coke Habit.

Best Movie Ever?! Come On, My Appearance On Arrested Development Had More Dynamics, Realism And Feel To It Than The Whole Trilogy Combined.