With All The Precautions And

The More I Think About It, The More There Is To Be Said For The Sloth. He Sleeps Fifteen To Eighteen Hours A Day And Is Known To Have Taken Forty-eight Days To Travel Four Miles. He Hangs In The Trees After He's Dead. But He Lives Longer Than The Cheetah.

I've Exercised With Women So Thin That Buzzards Followed Them To Their Cars.

The Bad Times I Can Handle. It's The Good Times That Drive Me Crazy. When Is The Other Shoe Going Going To Drop?

Bombeck's Rug Rule: An Ugly Carpet Will Last For Ever.

Never Underestimate What It Takes To Watch Someone You Love In Pain.